Dumb customers. A chat technician's tale.

After multiple requests I have decided to go ahead and make this thread. A little back story about me, I am a tech support chat technician for Verizon wireless. Basically I answer chats and assist customers with their technical issues. I have created this thread to share my experiences, and give you an insight of the different things I deal with on a daily basis. I try to get the most entertaining ones to read, and will try to update as often as I get said chats. Enjoy!

First up we have this person that just did not get that what he was seeing is completely okay.
Threat definition chat

I had no idea what this person was wanting, so I just agreed with them.
Possibly asian

Had no idea I was working at Mattel.
UNO

This guy just wants it fixed once per week.
Once per week please

So far this chat has been by far my most favorite one.
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